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Post by winic1 on Mar 16, 2017 17:51:31 GMT
Our poor dog is constantly the victim of ball-less jokes.
His name is Bo, and we call him BoBo, Bo-dacious, Bo-borygmy, Bo-ronimo, Bo-balicious, you name it, we Bo-it.
But when we get to "Bo-jangles (Bo-dangles)--No, not any more he doesn't" "Bo-you're nuts, doggy. No, you're nutless!" "Bo, go get your ball. Can't, they're gone!!!!"
Hubby has the sense of humor of a 13 year old. Also still insists "Fart is funny" and every sound and emission needs commenting on. My kids had mastered the eye-roll look-at-dad by the age of two.
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Post by goolover on Mar 16, 2017 18:22:24 GMT
LOL! You are gonna see appendage and once he gets with his girls your gonna see what he likes to do with his appendage lol but just do what I do and avert your eyes and pretend it isn't happening. Joey just mated Lula right in front of my chair about 10 minutes ago....he has no discretion at all that boy then he just runs off and leaves poor lula looking likes shes been dragged through a hedge backwards. I have to go and smooth her fur out for her again! The joys of having boys
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Post by goolover on Mar 16, 2017 18:28:23 GMT
He's just done it again, bad photo with my blackberry but look at the state of her fur!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2017 18:34:52 GMT
OMG!!!!! What the heck!!!! I didn't even think that they'd still mate. I don't know why 😂 sort of like how dogs lose interest once their knackers are gone.
Poor Lula! She looks well battered! 😂😱
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2017 18:36:19 GMT
Noooo I don't want anyone mating with Poppy she's too pure lol!
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Post by titchycatnipsandwich on Mar 16, 2017 19:00:00 GMT
Oh heck no, they still mate with each other! River's calmed down quite a bit since Bea died, she was his favourite for humping. Miho is smaller but feistier, and considers herself his equal rather than his hump-buddy - so he gets frustrated a lot these days! But she still grooms him and is groomed, she just gets bitey if he tries humping her without her explicit consent. I love that she is helping him learn about explicit consent
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Post by goolover on Mar 16, 2017 19:00:55 GMT
lol yes just look away! To be honest, castration didn't change Joey one bit, he would mate her everyday if she let him but this week he has been sniffing her bits alot so I knew she was on. You have all of this to look forward to
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2017 19:01:02 GMT
😂 I didn't even consider this!!!
Poor lady goos!!! 🙈
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Post by titchycatnipsandwich on Mar 16, 2017 19:02:33 GMT
They'll be fine Your girls sound like they aren't shy about objecting to goo behaviour they don't like! Kev will fit in fine
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2017 19:13:00 GMT
True! Xx
I'm gonna have to get Poppy a tiny nappy so nobody can be humping her and actually doing the deed. She's too precious lol!
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Post by degulover21 on Mar 16, 2017 19:18:03 GMT
Hope Kevs doing okay:)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2017 19:21:29 GMT
Thanks degulover!
He's settled down for a nap now! He's all good so far x
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Post by goolover on Mar 16, 2017 19:26:09 GMT
Aw a little nappy...so cute!
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Post by winic1 on Mar 16, 2017 20:04:57 GMT
You just wait--Poppy will turn out to be the most eager one of all....
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Post by moletteuk on Mar 16, 2017 20:29:33 GMT
You never even thought about it ROFL!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2017 21:32:26 GMT
Noooooo Winic you'll make my ears bleed! Don't say those words!!!
My goos are too innocent to all this nonsense honestly 🙈🙈🙈
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Post by zenaida on Mar 16, 2017 22:42:25 GMT
Oh my Emily.... this is funny and sad. It will really be ok though.
The reason girls settle when they have a boy around is because everyone is a bit more... satisfied. None of them know that Kev will only be "shooting blanks".
From the sound of it, anyone who doesn't like it will just tell Kev off.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2017 22:59:03 GMT
🙈 There will be no canoodling under my roof. Everyone will be wearing chastity belts lol.
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Post by zenaida on Mar 16, 2017 23:11:49 GMT
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Post by titchycatnipsandwich on Mar 17, 2017 12:26:02 GMT
Your optimism is adorable. Degus can escape anything, what makes you think chastity belts will be successful?
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