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Post by bouncy on Feb 1, 2017 17:11:28 GMT
In the house, we have Spidergoo, Scaredygoo, Sillygoo, Sausagegoo, Smashygoo, and Squidgygoo!
In this special following of DD BB, there will be no evictions, but followers can vote for their star goo every fortnight. Voting will be announced, and open for 24hrs. The winner will receive a treat.
There will be a 12hr Time Out in isolation, if they think one of the residents deserves it, and that decision is seconded..
Day 1
The first day in the DD BB house has seen final comforts being added, and the residents have been settling in. There have been no squabbles as the residents explore their updated territory, but some have been complaining about the health screening in the diary room.
Spidergoo - I've been nagged and followed. I think it's bang out of order to have my training session on the treadmill interrupted. Can't they see from me running that there's nothing wrong? I'm going to protest at being told I have conjunctivitis, needing some gunk in my eyes twice a day.
Sillygoo - I got chased and chased. No peace, so I demonstrated my displeasure with a wound. They won't be trying that again!
However, one of the unaffected residents think they're being selfish.
Scaredygoo - Those other two are being spoilt! I get disruption because they don't want to admit they're I'll. I don't want to get sick! I wish they'd grow up!
The rest of the members of the DD BB household have been looking at the facilities. This year, they include two solarium, a gym and, of course, the DD BB garden.
Squidgygoo - It was really annoying moving into the house today. Apparently, there were power issues, with lights flickering on and off, but it's rather comfy now it's sorted.
Sausagegoo - I kept going to see what the workmen were up to. This is going to be fun!
Smashygoo - If I can get some peace and quiet, I want to work on my tan in here. The others better get on and do their fair share of the chores!
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Post by deguconvert on Feb 1, 2017 17:53:55 GMT
ROFL!! Sounds like an interesting season ahead!!
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Post by goolover on Feb 1, 2017 18:42:55 GMT
ROFL luv it!
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Post by bouncy on Feb 3, 2017 0:33:28 GMT
Day 2
Day 2 in the DD BB, and the residents have been enjoying some relaxation in the house. A new supply of sudoku books has been provided to avoid any boredom, and new bathing facilities! Scaredygoo has been complaining amongst the housemates, though, that he thinks the heating thermostat has been sent too low. BB will not take any steps unless a formal request is made by concensus from all of the residents.
Smashygoo has been coming out of his shell too, and has actually been interacting with his fellow guests. He seems to be enjoying himself.
Meanwhile, in the diary room, there has been resolution, ongoing protest, and a strop!
Spidergoo - OK, I admit it, my eye is feeling a bit dodgy, and I suppose I'm going to comply with the health restrictions. At least I get a nose rub and dandelion root for my cooperation. Why that Sillygoo bloke thinks he can still get away with it, though, is beyond me. What it does mean, though, is that I'm not on top form for any challenges or whining from the others.
Sillygoo - I'm getting really fed up with this health malarkey now, and I refuse to take part any more. They got one dose onto me today, but I'm keeping well clear now. They've withdrawn snacks, but the others still get them and I reckon it's bang out of order. I'll not be blackmailed, though. I mean, what can they do? Evict me??
DD BB - Due to the safety of the other house mates, Sillygoo, you will be placed into daily solitary confinement until your medication period has ended. Treats will not be reinstated.
Sillygoo - Nooooooooooo!
Squidgygoo - It's not bad! I'm kinda getting used to it! The housemates are kinda OK, but the youngsters are hogging the treadmill a bit. Wish our time in the garden wasn't as short as it is too, but the solarium makes up for it.
Sausagegoo and Smashygoo - we've come into the diary room together because, although we've had a couple of squabbles, we've decided we're really good mates. Loving the treadmill!!
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Post by moletteuk on Feb 3, 2017 11:53:09 GMT
Treats for Spidey, Sausage and Smashy! Actually, does anyone else give treats for positive behaviour, and then think, oh that's not very fair, I'd better give the other goos a treat too, thereby negating the whole process??
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Post by bouncy on Feb 4, 2017 0:32:02 GMT
Day 3
There's been quite a bit of activity in the DD BB house. The youngest inhabitants have been trying to teach each other how to fly with the assistance of a newly discovered step ladder, as well as making the best use of the gym. Smashygoo has really come out of his shell, but still likes to play hide and seek from the BB cameras. Watch out DD, BB is watching!
Although sulking, Spidergoo took in a facial today, to assist his sore eyes. He was also rewarded with a small amount of Metacam. General assent was also received from the housemates that they'd like the thermostat turned up. However not all were pleased, as Sillygoo spent his first session of solitary confinement, and met the medical requirements for the first time.
Spidergoo - Yeah, I admit it was nice to be able to open my eye again today, and the cool water was really soothing. Still not keen on that ointment crap. And nice to get my own share of that honey liquid, instead of having to try and impersonate Scaredygoo.
Scaredygoo - I'm so glad the heating has been turned up. Having one less of us today also meant I could make good use of the gym. I also thought I'd try a bit of climbing, and got rewarded with some great snacks!
Sausagegoo - Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Smashygoo - OK, I admit I'm having fun. Reckon I've got this flying lark sussed too.
Squidgygoo - I just wanted to chill today, but those youngsters were just making too much noise. Really liking the food in here, though. Reckon I've put weight on!
Sillygoo - Really fed up today. I got someone poking around in my eyes again, supposedly of health grounds, and then put in solitary! I STILL don't think there's anything wrong with me, and I dare them to try it again.
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Post by deguconvert on Feb 4, 2017 0:57:19 GMT
Sausagegoo sounds like he's becoming a bit of a party animal, LOL! You just wait . . . there's going to be some serious pranks going on!
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Post by deguconvert on Feb 4, 2017 21:52:05 GMT
He's going to grow his hair out and start wearing it in braids and tails, and crazy tribal jewelry just to freak out the other contestants. I just know it!!
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Post by bouncy on Feb 4, 2017 23:52:25 GMT
Day 4 The DD BB has been quite quiet today, after a late one last night. The youngsters were the first up, going straight to the gym after a hearty breakfast. The older ones opted for a lie in. Medical treatment is still ongoing, but both culprits have relented. Being Saturday, it was also challenge day, giving the housemates a chance to win more food. Unfortunately, it was all a bit too complicated, and they went to bed empty-handed. This highlighted a tragic sign of the times that the young do not know the source of their food. They were unable to identify and remove sunflower seeds from a sunflower head. A couple of the housemates appear to have a blossoming romance. Not being shy about their intimate relationship, it was unfortunate that a wet spot, followed by a bath, gave them away....... They Been have warned to be less obvious. Spidergoo - It was good to have a lie-in and then be able to open my eye by myself. That Sillygoo is a bit of alright! I think I'm in there! Scaredygoo - Loved the lie in, but got woken up by those annoying kids. Why couldn't we have the upstairs bedroom?? Squidgygoo - Sharing a room with the little ones means I'm not getting much sleep. Hang on, there was a challenge? I missed out on food?? No fair! Sausagegoo - Still having fun! This is like being on a massive holiday! Smashygoo - This is definitely different to my normal life. Usually, I just sit there doing my own thing. Actually having to be sociable is weird! Sillygoo - And, in breaking news, Squidgygoo has attempted to leave the DD BB house!!
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Post by moletteuk on Feb 5, 2017 10:42:21 GMT
Oh no, they are all dopey goos for not sussing the sunflower head!
...what is the gym??
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Post by bouncy on Feb 5, 2017 11:14:00 GMT
Gym = treadmill = wheel or saucer
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Post by deguconvert on Feb 5, 2017 20:17:02 GMT
No, no, Squidgy! You gotta stay Man . . . erm . . . Goo! We're all voting for you in Squidgygoofandom!!
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Post by bouncy on Feb 5, 2017 23:40:32 GMT
Day 5
It's been all go in the DD BB household today. In the early hours, Smashygoo and Sausagegoo demonstrated excellent intelligence by figuring out the sunflower head! As a reward, they were allowed to take it into the cage with them. Their subsequent eating has been constant.
The same duo started a widespread panic an hour later, when they reported that Squidgygoo appeared to have escaped from the DD BB house! A search was launched, but he was found to have been tucked up in a hidden location, having been run ragged by his whistle-blowers. The hunt was called off, and he was allowed to go back to sleep.
Squidgygoo - Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......yawn......What?? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Smashygoo - Yeah, well I always knew I was smart. You know, it was me that told Sausagegoo what to do, so I'm the real champion.
Sausagegoo - Yay, food! Yay, run! Yay, food! Yay, run!
Spidergoo - I've been trying to keep those youngsters in check, but they're, making me dizzy. Just wait until my eye's better. They won't know what's hit them!
Sillygoo - Yawn, did someone say something? Ooh, look! Bed!
Scaredygoo - So chilled out. Had a great lie-in, and I swear I'm putting on weight.
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Post by bouncy on Feb 7, 2017 0:54:21 GMT
Day 6 The DD BB house has seen a cooling relationship between Sillygoo and Spidergoo since they had their warning. Adversely, it's also led to increased aggression from Spidergoo to Scaredygoo. Very curiously, Squidgygoo and Sausagegoo appear to have developed some strange form of fetishism. Indeed, they have developed a taste for DD BB's footwear. Real leather, in particular, is favoured, but there's also a big desire for rubber soles. The DD BB dietician and psychologists will be looking into this strange behaviour, and whether it's appropriate for them to remain. Housemates cannot be seen to lose their marbles! Spidergoo - Yeah, well, been there, done that, got the t-shirt! Scaredygoo - I don't know what I've done to offend Spidey, but I wish he'd just leave me alone. Still, someone left the lid off the dandelion root box, so I helped myself to the biggest one I could manage Squidgygoo and Sausagegoo - Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy shoes! The cheesier, the better! Smashygoo - I'm not with those weirdos.
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Post by deguconvert on Feb 7, 2017 17:41:32 GMT
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Post by bouncy on Feb 7, 2017 21:28:52 GMT
Day 7
It appears that the younger householders are running out of energy! They're very quiet today, happy to observe what the oldies are up to! The oldsters are also taking things easy, but several arguments are taking place when Dandelion root goes missing! No one has owned up to thefts, and the diary room remains unused today as a result!
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Post by deguconvert on Feb 8, 2017 17:11:05 GMT
Smart boys, then it would be a matter of public record and they would no longer have plausible denial. LOL!
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