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Post by harpic01 on Jan 14, 2011 19:27:04 GMT
This is formal notice that the aforementioned goo - Squueeek Woodward shall hence forth be named - Valdermort - after the Evil Character in Harry Potter - why i hear you cry, what a poor defensive goo do to deserve this !!! The answer is simple my friends - GBH with intent on his mothers first finger and thumb - two acts of mindless violence within 10 minutes of each instance. And why - because his mother was shamefully trying to stop him jumping 5 foot and break his neck twice . So there it is done let it be recorded and entered into the history books Squeeek is no more - he is now Voldermort Woodward. Evil goo of Norfolk, serial biter and satan worshipper !
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Post by nickymills30 on Jan 14, 2011 19:32:11 GMT
pmsl! i'm sorry, but that did make me chuckle, poor mommy's fingers x
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Post by blossombrooks on Jan 14, 2011 19:53:28 GMT
Lol! Voldemort (or the goo that shall not be named ) hope the bites weren't too deep, they hurt like hell! You'll forgive him, they have ways of getting around us. :-)
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Post by deguconvert on Jan 15, 2011 5:44:01 GMT
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Post by harpic01 on Jan 15, 2011 10:02:02 GMT
Morning fingers are now on the mend albeit flaming sore - valdermort or Valdy - like it has been like a second skin - climbing all over me - ummmm still dont trust him and keep my fingers well out of the way of the killer - but at least they have not dropped off which was a thought last night as i paced around the bathroom applying plasters and wondering if i could sneak him into Pets at Home !!! i only jest i would never put a goo through that !
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Post by deguconvert on Jan 16, 2011 23:23:07 GMT
Sorry about the pain. Have you tried soaking them in Epsom salts and luke warm water?
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Post by harpic01 on Jan 18, 2011 11:48:43 GMT
The fingers or valdy ;D tempting ummmm - they are thank you a lot better today no longer looks like i have mauled
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