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Post by saggy on Jul 24, 2016 23:58:58 GMT
LMAO - EWWWWWWWWWW - okay glad I don't have males - that's for sure!! well it seemed to be healing by the next day so thought best to leave it, she get another little one with all the leg cocking at tweeny so I'll assume it's just the extra stuff she's doing rather from something nasty lol!
I don't know, with my newborn once, I was holding her up while sitting down and she had a really long runny one that poured out of the foot of a onesie and pooled in my dressing gown. I was stuck for fifteen minutes holding her up as still not holding her neck up etc so had to hold with two hands and didn't want to stand up as pool of poo would go over carpets! Finally, her dad, heard my screams after a long long time........ lol!
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Post by deguconvert on Jul 25, 2016 0:26:15 GMT
ROFL!! Sounds as disgusting as the day (early morning) I walked into my sons room when he was about a year of age to discover that he had painted his whole crib, and every other reachable surface, from within his diaper. NOT the gentle morning start I had been hoping for!! In fact . . . have you even noted just how sticky poo is? UGH!! LOL!!
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Post by saggy on Jul 25, 2016 0:37:11 GMT
Oh gosh, yes I think we all experience that at least once, mine did this too once - it was all around her mouth too lol
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Post by bouncy on Jul 25, 2016 0:43:53 GMT
ROFL!! Sounds as disgusting as the day (early morning) I walked into my sons room when he was about a year of age to discover that he had painted his whole crib, and every other reachable surface, from within his diaper. NOT the gentle morning start I had been hoping for!! In fact . . . have you even noted just how sticky poo is? UGH!! LOL!! What's worse is when they get to the other end of the age scale. My dad never could stop fidgeting, and there's so much more produced from a grown-up bum......
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Post by deguconvert on Jul 25, 2016 0:44:11 GMT
It was the THIRD such even with my son (even though we taped his nappies, and put all his clothes on backwards . . . never tried a straight jacket though . . . hastened the move to potty training.
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Post by deguconvert on Jul 25, 2016 0:45:33 GMT
OH BOUNCY!!! At least he hasn't tried to stand on your knees in his onesy . . .
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Post by saggy on Jul 25, 2016 0:54:21 GMT
haha, my gosh, luckily she only did it the once! She always hated the shower so a quick shower always made her never do it again lol!
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Post by bouncy on Jul 25, 2016 0:57:04 GMT
No, but the last time I changed him, I'd taken him back to my apartment. Only had my bed to change him on, so laid out a towel, plonked him on it, found out what kind of a change it was, told him not to touch anything whilst I popped to the bathroom for a flannel and warm soapy water. Came back to find he'd not only fidgeted, but wiped his hand on his legs, clothing, my sheets, pillows, and tried to get me too, when I tried to clean up. The only clean thing was the towel I put down for him, and laughed all the way through the clean up at this irony!
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Post by deguconvert on Jul 25, 2016 1:03:23 GMT
You could laugh!!?? I honestly don't know what I would do . . . stunned silence at the very least, LOL. Laughing, not unheard of from me for most any situation, might have taken a few minutes to appear. At least until I had everything well started in the clothes washer. Then again . . . some things are just too ridiculous to not laugh, aren't they!
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Post by goolover on Jul 26, 2016 21:05:16 GMT
Well . . . there is the rather awkward sense of the ridiculous that those owners of male degus with a prolapsed penis feel when they are applying KY jelly and trying to massage it back into place . . . LOL!! It is definitely less traumatic that the worst nappy, especially the ones that have exploded up the back of a onesy. EWWWWWW! Talking about sense of ridiculous, I had a sense of embarrassment when I discovered late at night that my boy had a prolapsed penis after his castration. My vets missed it by the way and I was looking on the internet and discovered information on what it was and how you could use salt or jelly to try and help it back into the cone. So I hopped straight in the car and off I went to the all night Asda. Looked around and could not find it so had to ask an assistant who was stocking shelf's. 'Would Vaseline do' she asked........erm No it has to be KY Jelly............so off we went and there the Jelly was, right next to all the Durex stuff (obviously). 'There you go' she said, giving me the 'hmmm' sort of look. Couldn't exactly tell her what it was really for so just said thanks and scurried off lol. Luckily it was only the self service tills on so I didn't have to go through the checkout and get the same sort of 'hmmm' look as they bleeped my lube through. The worst of it was it didn't even work so I had to go back to the vests the next day and get him operated on........all that for nothing!
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Post by saggy on Jul 26, 2016 21:37:13 GMT
hahaha - that's sooo funny, I can imagine the looks lol!! Really really really glad I don't have males, I really don't think i could do that lmao!! I get pukey enough when my bird used to get fruity with me - I actually called the vets the first time, saying I don't know what's going on, he's acting weird and it sounds like he can't breathe and shaking his tail weird - they burst out laughing at me down the phone and told me and I was like ewwwww, that's my baby but they said it was good as meant he had bonded to me I quickly found a replacement (my slipper) and luckily, he doesn't do it anymore unless I get my toes out, you see him look at them and you can see his face saying "oh hellllooo toes" and I have to quickly put them under a blanket or cushion. Some of my friends have had a bit of a shock when he starts on their toes too so Ihave to warn people to not take their shoes off and leave them out in the open. Not sure why he thinks toes are his perfect match lol!
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Post by bouncy on Jul 26, 2016 22:13:30 GMT
You could laugh!!?? I honestly don't know what I would do . . . stunned silence at the very least, LOL. Laughing, not unheard of from me for most any situation, might have taken a few minutes to appear. At least until I had everything well started in the clothes washer. Then again . . . some things are just too ridiculous to not laugh, aren't they! Oh no, he was the one laughing! He's now got this funny mischievous and almost toothless snigger now, and you can't help but forgive him when you see it. I was sorting his feet out in his bed at the nursing home, when this rumble came from his bum area. "Did you just fart in my face?!?" *snigger snigger*
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Post by goolover on Jul 26, 2016 22:16:01 GMT
rofl, eeeee I wouldn't even think of a bird trying to do that! All living things have the need I suppose lol. That's one thing I havnt seen my goo's do, they hump each other whether its male on male, male on female, female on male, female on female but never goo on human.....wonder if I should get my toes out for them
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Post by saggy on Jul 26, 2016 23:12:51 GMT
ummm I'm pretty sure fatsy gave it a go on my hair that was in a bun under my dressing gown hood yesterday, he started doing something to it anyway, started getting scratches on my neck but may just have been attacking it lol! Ewww, Ihope not, hadn't thought of that lmao!!
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Post by goolover on Jul 26, 2016 23:17:08 GMT
Just tell yourself that he was just attacking it.......yes that's right......he was just attacking it lol
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Post by bouncy on Jul 27, 2016 7:32:02 GMT
What you don't know didn't happen! Just don't go standing under any ultraviolet lights
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Post by uglibug on Jul 27, 2016 9:10:53 GMT
Lol. Our Stu has a thing for doing my hand at a certain point in my hormone cycle. Properly doing it, bits out and everything, little monster.
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Post by saggy on Jul 27, 2016 11:38:52 GMT
Yep, never getting males!!!
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